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Older Than Yoda
22 April
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I am an ancient monk from the farthest reaches of Tibet. Around 1250, I was sailing the West Pacific on a small boat crafted by the woodsmen of our small village, and I happened to run into some strong currents about two miles out to sea. I survived on seafood and rainwater for the next month or so...currents tugging at my boat almost the entire time. I finally hit land; and in fact it was what is presently Oregon. And so, I lived on the fertile land until just recently, when technologies such as cars and planes began entering my life. I tried resisting the thought of using such new technologies I was unfamiliar with, but the advances in technologey soon overcame me and within 50 years, I turned from my hundreds of years of seclusion, and settled down into civilization.